Dabbler. Wanderluster. - susiederkins: i love meetings
- susiederkins: i don't know why you hate them so much
- josh: they suck
- josh: kill me now
- susiederkins: but do you have any idea how many blogs they inspired?
- susiederkins: i wrote a bajillion during meetings by observing human behavior.
- josh: that just means i have to create a new blog soon
- josh: or maybe go back to pause rewind
- susiederkins: no one else is paying attention to the meeting either. i notice who touches whose arm. who's about to fall asleep.
- susiederkins: who's making flirty eyes with who
- susiederkins: it's awesome
- susiederkins: sometimes if i get really really tired, my coffee talks to me. that's interesting too.
- susiederkins: it says, "damn, i'm sweating like a mofo nancy. can't you see i'm leaving a ring of wet on this fancy conference table?"
- josh: hahaha
- susiederkins: "this is embarassing man! how am i supposed to pick up a nice latte lady when i look like this!"
- josh: you're awesome
- susiederkins: and the dunkin donuts coffees are like the untouchables of the coffee crowd
- susiederkins: and you can look at the owners of the dunkin donuts too and make assumptions about them based on their choice of dunkin coffee
- josh: this is being tumblred right now
- susiederkins: though, the dunkin donuts can work both ways. if the head honcho is drinking dunkin, then it gives him plus points in my book.
- susiederkins: like he's 'keeping it real'
- susiederkins: if my manager is drinking dunkin, then it's just more evidence that he's a cheapass bastard who not only won't shell out for proper analysts with the proper skills, but clearly can't even shell out for decent coffee
- susiederkins: sorry, are you in a meeting right now? am i distracting you?
- josh: no i've dozed off
c(loud) eight
Dream louder.
